(Fuente: empajador, vía pobesito)

spjcegirls:

petboyfriend:

What is gay privilege?

better sex

(vía coplandfanboy)

thahalfrican:

All these laxatives… And you still ain’t shit.image

(vía dulect)

vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Fuente: basedyeeezus, vía dulect)

mydogsnokes:

i’ll take my chance with aliens before i mess w/ whatever is at the bottom of the ocean

(vía dulect)

(Fuente: tldrwikipedia, vía cubfur)

iraffiruse:

WHO DIDN’T PUT THEIR TRAY-TABLE UP?

(vía dulect)

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

taco-bell-rey:

someone give me something funny to reply to this with

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and he hasn’t messaged me back since

I still do this

(vía fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

coolator:

IM CRYING

(vía kingsandqueers)